Those are almost always good words, right? ;)
This is what the Monkey Farts from Spunky Eclectic has become! It's definitely thinner and more consistent than the last attempt. Yay!
And just because everyone seems to have knit one and I had some extra cotton sitting around... the Ballband Dishcloth:
Super easy and quick knit but will go in the category of "I can say I did it, but I don't know why".